statutoryfrape asked: To be fair, the dog must have had skills because the girl female ejaculated hahaha

fucking dirty bitch! the girl. not the dog. ahaha

i hate my smile. i still look sad. that is annoying. cheer up kid.

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(via katy-jane)

I really thought you used to care about me. Why did you have to pretend? You knew how broken I was from the start, why would you purposely add to my pain?

katy-jane:

balletish:

Henny Jurriens and Alexandra Radius - Chopiniana, Het Nationale Ballet

oh, let me be a ballerina :(

The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME VIRUS’ SEND FAN MAIL INSTEAD HAHAHAH